Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Who did McCain pick for Veep?

  • a Western Governor
  • outdoorsy
  • irreverent
  • anti-intellectual
  • anti-Eastern establishment
  • marginal academic credentials
  • untraveled
  • untutored in world affairs
  • been in "bidness"  (that's the Texan term for business)
  • swaggering
  • fundamentalist
  • qualified by virtue of having little or no record
  • "truthiness"
... if not for the "babealicious" factor,  we'd have to conclude that McCain picked George Bush!

Add your comments to the list ... 

What's the difference between Sarah Palin and George Bush?


Tuesday, September 16, 2008

What's the difference between clearing brush, field dressing a moose and castrating a calf?

Iowa Lieutenant Governor Patty Judge wants you to know that she has special skills too.

As she said:  "Sarah and I are both girls.  We both wear glasses.  Sarah knows how to field dress a moose.  I know how to castrate a calf.  Neither of those things has anything at all to do with this election."  

George Bush clears brush.  Sarah Palin dresses meese.  What's the difference?  Lipstick.

Patty Judge castrates calves.  What's the difference?  You don't want to know.  

Monday, September 15, 2008

Sarah Palin wants to ban books. George Bush likes to read books.

Here's George Bush reading a book.  This picture was taken on September 11th,  2001 at about 9:05 a.m.  A few minutes before,  George Bush had been informed that the Nation was under attack.  But he kept reading.  In the background,  it says:  "Reading Makes a Country Great."

Some say that Bush just didn't know what to do.  The truth is that he wanted to make the country great.  Aren't we lucky that Sarah Palin wasn't able to ban this book?  The book is a children's story called "The Pet Goat."  It's the story of a girl's pet goat that eats everything in its path.  

Sarah Palin and George Bush are both interested in books.  

The second coming of George Bush?

What would W do?
Sarah knows best. 
Sarah is the second coming of George Bush.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Doesn't know what the Bush Doctrine is?

Doesn't that prove that Sarah Palin is George Bush?

According to the Washington Post, she also doesn't seem to know who attacked us on 9/11.

Sound familiar?

Thursday, September 11, 2008

They both have action figures!

Palin Hasn’t Given The War In Iraq Much Thought? Well that's like George Bush!

Over at Think Progress,  in the Sarah Palin Digest,  they're saying that she hasn't given the War in Iraq much thought.  

They say that like it's a bad thing.  Sounds to me that it goes to show that Sarah Palin is George Bush.  

In May 2007,  Palin told the Alaska Business Monthly,  "I've been so focused on state government,  I really haven't focused much on the war in Iraq." 

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Here's the ticket:

Or is that Tina Fey?

Why I'm supporting the Bush-Palin ticket

  • Why change horses in the middle of the stream?
  • I'm still upset that Maverick, with James Garner went off the air.
  • the babe factor.
  • just love to see that grin on McCain's face when they're together.
  • she already knows how to hire Washington lobbyists.
  • ready for Washington: she's already under investigation.
  • gives a whole new meaning to "drill here, drill now"
  • want to see if she knows where Waziristan is.


see this article, verifying that Sarah Palin is George Bush, only with lipstick.

I knew George Bush

Heard at the Biden-Palin debate:

"I knew George Bush.

George Bush was a friend of mine.

Governor Palin,  you are George Bush."

Rumor confirmed: Sarah Palin is George Bush!

Over at the Huffington Post,  Alec Baldwin explains that John McCain is not George Bush and confirms the rumors flying about the web:  Sarah Palin is George Bush!

Baldwin is shown here speaking with Sarah Palin 
(... or is that Tina Fey?)

Can you tell them apart?

Take the quiz over at Salon:  Palin or Bush?  

See if you know your hockey mom from your dubya.