What's the difference between clearing brush, field dressing a moose and castrating a calf?

Iowa Lieutenant Governor Patty Judge wants you to know that she has special skills too.

As she said:  "Sarah and I are both girls.  We both wear glasses.  Sarah knows how to field dress a moose.  I know how to castrate a calf.  Neither of those things has anything at all to do with this election."  

George Bush clears brush.  Sarah Palin dresses meese.  What's the difference?  Lipstick.

Patty Judge castrates calves.  What's the difference?  You don't want to know.